So much for normal.

Oh, hi!  You found my website!  Clever you.  On here you can read information on me, my writing, and how exactly I plan to defeat you in a fight.  However, I highly recommend high-tailing it (although I cannot for the life of me tell you why high-tailing means what it does) over to my blog.  That's where the real action is.

And by action, I mean I update it daily with stuff and nonsense.  So not really any action to speak of at all.  I don't even have any explosions there.  I hear it's kind of funny, though.

My novel, PARANORMALCY, is available in bookstores now, with two sequels to follow.  I hope you read it.  And if you read it, I really hope you like it.  And if you like it, I really hope you tell your friends.

Now I feel like I ought to figure out a way to implement explosions on my blog.  You're all going to be so disappointed.